tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1285983992947101690.post8906562830561329048..comments2023-08-16T07:46:29.564-04:00Comments on What's Left Over: Coop, There It IsAbbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01102511888825299453noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1285983992947101690.post-59494145661903297012012-04-22T10:56:03.743-04:002012-04-22T10:56:03.743-04:00Dear Abby,
The pig shed is currently empty. There ...Dear Abby,<br />The pig shed is currently empty. There used to be a 450 pound pig named Wilbur who lived in it, but he moved away with his owners when we bought the house. He's even viewable from Google Map hanging out in the backyard of this house we now have. <br /><br />As far as farm life melodies ... I'm thinking you should add a lama or two. Although the noise would be minimal, the spitting at the neighbors would be fantastic. And, honestly, who wouldn't love to have a cow or a flock of sheep? Their noises are wonderful! You could get fresh milk from the cow and make a little side business from selling wool. <br /><br />Best Wishes,<br />Farmer in TrainingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1285983992947101690.post-15032019494491085632012-04-20T13:10:30.182-04:002012-04-20T13:10:30.182-04:00Thanks for keeping him/me honest.Thanks for keeping him/me honest.Abbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01102511888825299453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1285983992947101690.post-23590430342353648772012-04-20T13:06:55.465-04:002012-04-20T13:06:55.465-04:00No, he had a pimple on his nose in 1995. I think ...No, he had a pimple on his nose in 1995. I think he named it Yamil, but I could be wrong.Lillianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10337948375806629830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1285983992947101690.post-76690568022880629012012-04-20T10:54:08.256-04:002012-04-20T10:54:08.256-04:00Dear Anonymous,
I like where your head is at. Bu...Dear Anonymous,<br /><br />I like where your head is at. But let's take this exchange one step further. Do pigs currently live in your pig house? If so, now that they're getting evicted, they need a loving home. I never thought I'd volunteer to provide such a place for pork, but why don't you bring Porgie and Bess with you when you bring the chickens over for the dry-run? Let's add to the symphonic melodies of farm life we're going to blast in and around Asshole's fire pit.<br /><br />This exchange will be a bit awkward since you haven't identified yourself, but I suppose if you can figure your way over to my house, we know each other. Or we should at least be introduced, seeing as you know where I live and all.<br /><br />Best,<br />AbbyAbbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01102511888825299453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1285983992947101690.post-55833055254027813612012-04-20T08:01:11.096-04:002012-04-20T08:01:11.096-04:00Where the chicken coop currently stands build a sh...Where the chicken coop currently stands build a shed and paint the side that faces them a horrible color. Something REALLY obnoxious. It doesn't bother anyone. And it can hold useful garden tools, or be a playhouse for your daughter. In reading about your coop that your husband built, I'm feeling a bit guilty about the pig house that we're transforming into a chicken coop. Maybe our chickens can come test out your coop ... you know, just to make sure it is comfy enough for when you get your flock.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com