Looks like I am going to need to add a new category to this.
That category is Paper Pushers.
Seems that if a couple protests too much that marriage is just some silly piece of paper that means nothing to them, that couple dost protest too much.
Following in the footsteps of Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, for example, the world must bid au revoir to Johnny Depp and his "girlfriend" of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis.
People have their theories as to the source of the break-up. The family's move to LA. Johnny's Rum Diary co-star Amber Heard. Vanessa's refusal to participate in a family meal.
Here's mine: my self-promotion letter-writing campaign is finally starting to have some effect.
Call me. Maybe?